To be updated as needed.
These are the conversations that made everyone cry laughing…
This just seems to be Angelo’s (2nd fighter) favourite quote
Angelo having suffered a severe beating
2nd Fighter “Did you challenge him?”
1st Fighter “No”
2nd Fighter (face grew grim and his heart sunk)”You didn’t mark him? You douche canoe”
During a combat when asked about wounds…
Fighter “Don’t kill him. I want the kill so I can spend a healing surge.”
Rogue “Are you hurt?”
Fighter “No I just want to be at full!!”
After an array of pretty spiffy attack powers all used in conjunction….
1st Fighter “Dude, where did you learn to fight like that?”
2nd Fighter “I went online.”
Rogue “Dig that up.”
Fighter “With what?”
Rogue “Use your axe.”
Fighter “I’m not using my WEAPON!”
Rogue “Then use your hands.”
Fighter “I don’t have any hands, they’re in my pockets.”
Beginning of campaign while in the Scepter Tower of Spellgard
Rogue “I go into the room and check for traps.”
This being one of the very few times the Rogue is actually doing this.
Rogue proceeds not more than 2 squares into the room when the Fighter jumps over the stair rail into the room. The Fighter lands on the tile triggering the trap.
Rogue “God**it, I am never checking for traps again!”
It should be noted that this trap almost killed half the party, only some seriously lucky(high) dice rolls saved their bacon.